20 Questions A Good Autistic Doctor Might Ask

I would like to see at least a few of the these questions asked on the show "The Good Doctor" Please feel encouraged to repeat them, in any form you like.
1) "Why does this pill cost so much, is it made of platinum?"
2) "Why are you serving rotten grapes and wilted lettuces, no-body wants to eat rotten grapes and wilted lettuces."
3) "Why are you injecting her with that, isn't that rape? What if she dies?"
4) "Why are we procedures that can do serous harm and have no benefit?"
5) "We have had a lot of people show up in the emergency room because of bad reactions to preservatives and other chemicals,
shouldn't we contact the FDA and have them regulate this stuff?
6) "Why are we trying to make deaths from dangerous unnecessary procedures, look like natural causes? This has happened a bunch of
times, can't you see what is going on?"
7) "Why are there so many life gate belts around here? I don't see anyone using them for anything."
8) "This person is a diabetic, why are they on such a high carbohydrate diet?"
9) "Why does the person doing psychiatric evaluations, talk like the lady from Rocky and Bullwinkle? It looks like the whole
psychiatric evaluation process is just a scam to kidnap innocent people to fill up the ward. Those shiny stones she is wearing
look expensive, is the person buying them for her embezzling money from the hospital?"
10) "Could you please order some food that won't give me a rash, for the cafeteria? I sick if I eat preservatives, citric acid, corn,
wheat or Vitamin A palpitate."
11) "Why are we working the staff so much? We know sleep deprivation is dangerous."
12) "I thought a doctor and a scientist where the same thing. Why is it I have to deny scientific facts to sell products, isn't that
against the Hippocratic oath?"
13) "Busy day, did they just spray for weeds and insects at the same time again?"
14) "Why is our government buying pesticides, don't they know those products move up the food chain?"
15) "Why do they serve such high carbohydrate foods without enough fat or protein in school lunches, don't they know, lack of access
to protein and fat can cause Type 2 diabetes?"
16) "Shouldn't we treat that sick person, because it's the right thing to do, instead of forcing them to have a fundraiser to pay for
their healthcare."
17) "With all the money we collect for people with Autism, why don't we have a sensory friendly place to put them or even food that
won't make them sick."
18) "Why are we forcing people who are allergic to the fillers in the pills, to take pills that make them sick? Causing a person to
be in constant pain is abuse, plus it's risky and there is almost no possibility of benefit."
19) "Why are you asking me to prescribe these drugs, based on the word of a psychiatric evaluater, the patient said no, doesn't no
mean no?
20) "Why does it take so long to get a weighted blanket for a patient? Sleep is important to health.